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Wait, you're a moderator on this site and you didn't know that already?Originally Posted by zoony
Re: If you go shopping on Thanksgiving, you are a ****ing *******
Wait, you're a moderator on this site and you didn't know that already?
Re: If you go shopping on Thanksgiving, you are a ****ing *******
What is funny is that they aren't usually saving any money. You buy cheap, you probably lose every penny you just spent. If you buy expensive, you only spent more than you had to. When the kids were little, I liked going out to get away from their noise makers! Now, I prefer to say home and either play games, watch TV and/or just get drunker.
---------- Post added November-21st-2012 at 06:10 PM ----------
Truth is, the biggest Black Friday shopper I know is a guy (and he ain't gay).
A bad plan well executed may work. A good plan badly executed will always fail.
Re: If you go shopping on Thanksgiving, you are a ****ing *******
I would like to add an amendment to this statement if I may:
If, while shopping at one of these places on Thanksgiving, you have the audacity to say directly to somebody working there either of the following: "I can't believe you guys are open today" or "I can't believe you have to work today," then you are a ****ing *******. And you deserve to be punched in the face until you pass out.
"The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is to prevent harm to others. His own good is not sufficient warrant." --John Stuart Mill
"The rule of law is to be preferred to the rule of man. We do not permit a man to rule but the law because a man rules in his own interest, and becomes a tyrant but the function of a rule is to be the guardian of the justice and, if justice then of equality." --Aristotle
Re: If you go shopping on Thanksgiving, you are a ****ing *******
Nice!
The soldiers gave three cheers as they urged their tired horses north across the uneven hills. Some of the mounts, exhausted after a week of almost continual marching, began to lag behind; others, spurred on by their enthusiastic riders, began to edge past the regiment's commander. "Boys, hold your horses," Custer cautioned; "there are plenty of them down there for us all."
Re: If you go shopping on Thanksgiving, you are a ****ing *******
I've had so many people tell me how happy they are that we're open today. That's great they say. I'm so happy they say. Damn it.
"Imagination was given to man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is." - Sir Bacon
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Re: If you go shopping on Thanksgiving, you are a ****ing *******
You know a big problemare the parents going to extremes to get their fat and spoiled kids the new shiny thing. sometimes i think parents do this so they can show other parents up.
Last edited by gortiz; November-22nd-2012 at 10:19 AM.
Re: If you go shopping on Thanksgiving, you are a ****ing *******
I have a question for the OP. If you already know you're a ****ing *******, but you don't go shopping on Thanksgiving because you think it's stupid, do you have to start doing it now?
P.S. somehow, the magic of spell correction changed a typo in "already" to "daydreamer." Just seeing it now after Ghost of S. quoted me
Last edited by Jumbo; November-22nd-2012 at 11:53 AM.
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Re: If you go shopping on Thanksgiving, you are a ****ing *******
No, don't be silly. It's like one of those logical rules you learn in math classes: Just because everyone named John is a boy doesn't mean all boys are named John. Same thing here: Everyone who shops today is a ****ing *******, but not all ****ing *******s shop on Thanksgiving. Just because A=B doesn't mean B=C.
"The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is to prevent harm to others. His own good is not sufficient warrant." --John Stuart Mill
"The rule of law is to be preferred to the rule of man. We do not permit a man to rule but the law because a man rules in his own interest, and becomes a tyrant but the function of a rule is to be the guardian of the justice and, if justice then of equality." --Aristotle
Re: If you go shopping on Thanksgiving, you are a ****ing *******
i go to black friday just to check out how crazy people get! lol
Re: If you go shopping on Thanksgiving, you are a ****ing *******
Come on man, it's 2012. You can do that from the safety and comfort of your own couch thanks to Youtube.
"The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is to prevent harm to others. His own good is not sufficient warrant." --John Stuart Mill
"The rule of law is to be preferred to the rule of man. We do not permit a man to rule but the law because a man rules in his own interest, and becomes a tyrant but the function of a rule is to be the guardian of the justice and, if justice then of equality." --Aristotle
Re: If you go shopping on Thanksgiving, you are a ****ing *******
My nephew works at Target and he his jazzed b/c he is getting holiday pay plus some overtime.... Some people could use the dough.
Myself? I have never left my house on Black Friday before noon to shop.
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Re: If you go shopping on Thanksgiving, you are a ****ing *******
I had to message Zoony and apply for a waiver here.
We were hosting my side of the family (12 people) for Thanksgiving and woke up to a toilet that wouldn't flush. Plunging and snaking were to no avail. Started to fear main drain line was clogged.....but the clean out fitting is 60 year old galvanized pipe, no way was I getting that off of there (not that I DIDN'T spend a solid half hour in the crawl space trying). Actually took the toilet off and poured a 5 gallon water down the drain and it drained immediately. So we snaked inside the toilet while it was off, something must be stuck inside the actual toilet that we can't get to or see....but whatever we did, it cleared up enough....but not until AFTER an emergency trip to wal mart for toilet hardware.
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Re: If you go shopping on Thanksgiving, you are a ****ing *******
How about going out to eat on Thanksgiving. My mother-in-law is ill right now so we all decided to go out and eat. Our waiter got a $20 dollar tip which isn't a bad deal serving 6 people. Were we ***ing *******s?
Re: If you go shopping on Thanksgiving, you are a ****ing *******
Can't answer that without one critical piece of information: how much was the bill?
2013
The Mayans Were Wrong, Go Nuts
Re: If you go shopping on Thanksgiving, you are a ****ing *******
I am ready to see what deals i can get lol! wish me luck!
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