Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a DVRed highlight of Redskins scores —
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door—
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more."
Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
Outside stood an ugly Raven and the rest of his hideous corps;
Flacco, Harbaugh, Lewis, Suggs, and 49 more crooks and thugs;
But, with mien of dunce and stupor, perched outside my chamber door—
Perched the flatulent sons of Baltimore just ouside my chamber door—
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
Have fun this week.
QB Joe Flacco
x x x x x x Former punk rocker Henry Rollins
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Head coach John Harbaugh