embarrassing Moments....

[CAPT_CHAOS47]

So i was getting ready for my flight on the good old black hawk and as i was waiting for Showtime, the pax terminal had a box of fiber one bars..I have never eaten the stuff and was surprised on how good they were..As i waited for my flight ( 3 hours ) i ate about 12 of them... So i have all my gear on and squeeze into the chopper and 15 mins into the flight i let one rip. The noise of the BH is very loud so i wasn't worried about the sound. But i **** myself..... I finally land a hour later at another FOB and was unable to change and shower for a few hours after...

That was my exciting and interesting day in Afghanistan!!!!!

We recieve a lot of USO packages and if you do deciede to donate... Please do not donate any FIBER ONE BARS!!!!!! Sometimes showers are hard to comeby and we don't need people ****ting themselves and not having a shower!!!

[Taylor703]

I really appreciate all that you're doing but that is one hell of a funny story lol

[Dr. Do Itch Big]

That's hilarious. Lol. I'm sorry to hear that. But I imagine ****ting yourself isn't uncommon out there? My friend told me he ****ted himself.

[twa]

A high fiber diet is very important, but three times the daily value is a recipe for discharge.

[Mr. Sinister]

12 Fiber one bars? My god.

[skinsmarydu]

12 Fiber one bars? My god.

Hubby loves those things, but as twa pointed out, had to "discover" that there's a limit. When I told him what I'm laughing about, he said "Holy ****!" When I said, "Yeah, that's what happened" and described the details of the situation, he actually said it AGAIN!! (And we both send our thanks and well wishes...come back safe and soon.)

[Bang]

You should submit that to Reader's Digest if it still exists.

~Bang

[dreamshatterer]

Thank you for everything you do for the USA.........but I'm laughing my ass off right now!

[CAPT_CHAOS47]

Stepping out of the chopper with about 35 pounds of body armor along with all the other gear...And making that long walk( waddle) to the Terminal at the other FOB was TERRIBLE!!!!!!! LOL

[Bubble Screen]

LOL...those things DO make you ****. In fact, it's one of the reasons I buy them, so I can stay regular.

[Koolblue13]

That's awesome.

I bought only condoms and prunes once. It was my birthday and I'm certain the hammock went to trash and the girl lives in central america.

[zoony]

Damn each one is 35% of your daily fiber. You got 400% of your 24 hour needs in 3 hours.

[Special K]

Yeah, usually eating 12 of anything spells disaster

I pass no judgement on you though, I ate a 3 lb. bag of clementines in one sitting last night...and thought I was going to have to go to the damn hospital

I have too many embarassing situations in my life to recount in one sitting.

I'll think of my favorites and be back to share, so you don't feel like the only doofus in here

[thebluefood]

12 Fiber one bars? My god.

That's what I was thinking. He must've dropped at least 5-10 percent of his body weight in his pants.

Holy ****, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

[Dan T.]

Well, from photos it seems like everything else in Afghanistan is brown, so...