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  • "Jolly old elf", duh!

    14 37.84%

  • "Dude he is 3x the size of the elves"

    20 54.05%

  • Wait, what's with the 8 tiny reindeer? Are they elves too?

    3 8.11%
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Thread: Is Santa Claus an elf or a human?

  1. December-9th-2012 08:13 PM #16
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    Default Re: Is Santa Claus an elf?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fight4RGIII View Post
    He is 3 elves trying to form some sort of, "Super Elf."
    does that make him the Voltron of elves?
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  2. December-9th-2012 08:36 PM #17
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    Default Re: Is Santa Claus an elf or a human?

    And I am not sure 3 times the size of an elf covers it. Just saying
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  3. December-9th-2012 08:56 PM #18
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    Default Re: Is Santa Claus an elf or a human?

    Quote Originally Posted by maxiumone View Post
    And I am not sure 3 times the size of an elf covers it. Just saying

    I'm guessing your average elf is around 4' and 70 pounds.
    The soldiers gave three cheers as they urged their tired horses north across the uneven hills. Some of the mounts, exhausted after a week of almost continual marching, began to lag behind; others, spurred on by their enthusiastic riders, began to edge past the regiment's commander. "Boys, hold your horses," Custer cautioned; "there are plenty of them down there for us all."
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  4. December-9th-2012 09:16 PM #19
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    Default Re: Is Santa Claus an elf or a human?

    Global warming has been tough on the north pole and ergo santa and the elves. Things are melting at such a rapid rate and the ice cover thinning. They lost a dozen last week from falling through the ice. Chinese Foxconn workers won't even go there despite better pay.
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  5. December-10th-2012 07:03 AM #20
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    Default Re: Is Santa Claus an elf or a human?

    I don't know, but it amazes me how quickly he can go from one mall to the other.
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  6. December-10th-2012 07:22 AM #21
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    Default Re: Is Santa Claus an elf or a human?

    Quote Originally Posted by KingGibbs View Post
    I don't know, but it amazes me how quickly he can go from one mall to the other.
    Maybe Santa is a woman??
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  7. December-10th-2012 09:17 PM #22
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    Default Re: Is Santa Claus an elf?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fight4RGIII View Post
    He is 3 elves trying to form some sort of, "Super Elf."
    like the transformer Devastator? whoa
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  8. December-11th-2012 09:09 AM #23
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    Default Re: Is Santa Claus an elf?

    Quote Originally Posted by Pride View Post
    like the transformer Devastator? whoa
    More like a Power Rangers megazord:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo_wR6efots

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