Oh this is great. So there was this one lazy Sunday morning before a big game and I'm in the grocery store about to get in line, and I notice this Eagles fan, which is rare in these parts. So I race ahead of him to get in the express lane, and GET THIS....I had more than the maximum amount of items.
He took exception to my brusquely cutting in front of him, but I just laughed. Then I went outside and guess who should come out to the parking lot not far from my car? Well, he had a young son and daughter with him, so I wanted to avoid any impolite language, so I took out my tire iron instead and I caved his stupid Igglephan skull in!!! In front of his kids!! Their looks of shock and horror were hilarious, best faces ever...until I saw their expressions when I sold them to some Albanian dude! They wouldn't stop crying about it.
Stupid, whiny Eagles fans.