The Snubbing of NFC East Rival Fans, Stories Untold

[Ghost of Nibbs McPimpin]

Oh this is great. So there was this one lazy Sunday morning before a big game and I'm in the grocery store about to get in line, and I notice this Eagles fan, which is rare in these parts. So I race ahead of him to get in the express lane, and GET THIS....I had more than the maximum amount of items.

He took exception to my brusquely cutting in front of him, but I just laughed. Then I went outside and guess who should come out to the parking lot not far from my car? Well, he had a young son and daughter with him, so I wanted to avoid any impolite language, so I took out my tire iron instead and I caved his stupid Igglephan skull in!!! In front of his kids!! Their looks of shock and horror were hilarious, best faces ever...until I saw their expressions when I sold them to some Albanian dude! They wouldn't stop crying about it.

Stupid, whiny Eagles fans.

[balki1867]

If you come into my store and have Redskins gear on, then you get a discount. I won't tell you, but you're getting one.

If you have a Dallas sweatshirt on then forget it.

I was at a farmer's market in the Chicago 'burbs one morning and one of the guys running a vegetable stand had a Redskins jacket on. I gave him a 'nice jacket' comment as I was browsing and we talked for a bit. Then when i went to pay for my stuff, he snubbed me, saying I was good people and that my money was no good there.

Not really a snub... i know, but its a good story.

[blueskin]

ROTFL!

Thanks for the am chuckle, Nibbs.

[Ghost of Nibbs McPimpin]

ROTFL!

Thanks for the am chuckle, Nibbs.

No problem. How else was I going to avoid working on my last paper of the term?

[RGIIINATION]

At a convenience store the other day a Giant's fan told me he was elated to see RGIII get injured during the Ravens game. I told him I thought that that was an egregious thought and I would never wish injuiries of that degree on any player, not even Sheli Manning (and, yes, I actually said "Sheli").

[PLZW1N]

I was at the opening day Cowboys game. Instead of letting the cowboys fans into my row I made them walk down the row in front of me and then up. Also I refuse to take pictures for fans of the opposing team.

[SkinsFanMania]

My wife would have been the one reaching for the seat cushion and telling me to speed up to catch the driver. LOL

That's the truth.

Neil

[Ghost of Nibbs McPimpin]

At a convenience store the other day a Giant's fan told me he was elated to see RGIII get injured during the Ravens game.

Should have gotten him good like I did those Eagles fans. Woulda been a gas!

[MarkB452]

I NEVER let anybody with a Dallas sticker merge in front of me and I always let car with Skins decals/maggnets merge (except when I'm leaving FedEx, then it's alternate merge).

[harrycrumbs]

I once posted on the DC craigslist, titled, Two Free Dallas Cowboys Hats!

When the ad was opened it read,
One to poop in and the other to cover it up.

Lol, that got my post flagged but that **** was funny.
Kinda wish I would have kept the handful of hate mail I received so I could paste it here.

[RGIIINATION]

Should have gotten him good like I did those Eagles fans. Woulda been a gas!

Facing an argument, I always walk away and in hindsight ponder over the innumberable things I could've said or done.

[jnhay]

I once posted on the DC craigslist, titled, Two Free Dallas Cowboys Hats!

When the ad was opened it read,
One to poop in and the other to cover it up.

Lol, that got my post flagged but that **** was funny.
Kinda wish I would have kept the handful of hate mail I received so I could paste it here.

If Nibbs didn't mention a son AND daughter in his post, I would've guessed you might be Albanian.

[5ohhh]

My wife of almost 2 years now grew up in a household of family from Boston, die hard Patriots fans. She was never much for Football but did own a few pieces of gear and kept up with how the team was doing.

Since we met, shes slowwwlllyyy picking up steam as a Skins fan and is now loyal to them making sure to watch every game with me.

Last weekend were out running around doing some Christmas shopping, a small 4 door Honda cuts us off turning into Target. I hadn't even noticed the Cowboys Tag frame or bumper magnet when all of a sudden she screams "GO TO DALLAS YOU NON DRIVING PIECE OF $&()&"...as she was cooling down and im still chuckling, she mumbles..."if romo were my Quaterback i'd go try to get in an accident too.."

haha...thats when I knew she had arrived, proud proud moment.

[sideshow24]

I was wearing my Redskins shirt at a hotel one morning in early November and went to the ice machine. There was what I assumed to be a Dallas fan filling a cooler with ice right in front of a big "Please do not fill coolers" sign. When he turned to head back to his room he looked at my shirt and gave a derisive grunt, so I paid attention to what room he went into and as I walked past I flipped his DO NOT DISTURB door tag over to PLEASE CLEAN ROOM. I hope the cleaning crew caught him workin it.

---------- Post added December-14th-2012 at 09:33 AM ----------

haha i like it. Reminds me of the time I was going to the Skins/Falcons game at FedEx a few weeks ago. Even though we lost, it was still funny to see the guy and his friends in the car next to me flashing his atlanta jersey... then rear ending a stopped car

If you had video of this you would be my favorite person ever.

[LetThePointsSoar]

Not a snub, but I've got a Cowboys logo in my toilet at home. I get lot of joy out of making my Cowboy fan friends have to excriment on the Pukes logo when visiting my house...