Redskins PR: STATEMENT BY AN NFL SPOKESPERSON (Jordan Black Suspended)

[AlvinWaltonIsMyBoy]

You mean our starting RT? Polumbus has a concussion. Who do we put in there now? A bag of sand? The timing is impeccable.

Jordan Black: Pros - Heartbeat, knows how to put on a uniform, isn't our starting running back.
Cons - Sucks at run blocking, sucks at pass blocking, sucks at football related activities
Bag of Sand: Pros - Reliable, no false starts, hilarious post game pressers
Cons - It's a bag of sand

Jordan Black < Bag of Sand

[wilco_holland]

So I assume this has been going through appeals for a month or two right? Anyone know?

Like they do in Seattle yes.

Took me couple of minutes to notices I almost freaked out because JORDAN BLACK would be suspended. Come on, it´s Jordan Black. If Shanahan wouldn´t be alive he wouldn´t have a job in the NFL. Can´t be much decline if we replace him.

[BRAVEONTHEWARPATH93]

Jordan Black: Pros - Heartbeat, knows how to put on a uniform, isn't our starting running back.
Cons - Sucks at run blocking, sucks at pass blocking, sucks at football related activities
Bag of Sand: Pros - Reliable, no false starts, hilarious post game pressers
Cons - It's a bag of sand

Jordan Black < Bag of Sand

[JMUSkins]

Jordan Black: Pros - Heartbeat, knows how to put on a uniform, isn't our starting running back.
Cons - Sucks at run blocking, sucks at pass blocking, sucks at football related activities
Bag of Sand: Pros - Reliable, no false starts, hilarious post game pressers
Cons - It's a bag of sand

Jordan Black < Bag of Sand

http://youtu.be/0fTsT8IcF6M

[SAli457180]

MAN! WTF!!!! How many more guys on this team are going to get busted? This is beyond absurd and stupid.

[JMUSkins]

MAN! WTF!!!! How many more guys on this team are going to get busted? This is beyond absurd and stupid.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but the timing is also ridiculous. We have got to be prepared for this upcoming game... we need to just take the bull by the horns and get ourselves a division crown. This does not make things easier.

[diehardskinpsoup]

Just now seeing this...you have got to be kidding.

HTTR!!

[doghouse4x4]

Yeah, but other than that he'd be great!

So you're telling me there's a chance...

[SAli457180]

Best Available Offensive Tackle Free Agents:

Offensive Tackle
Kareem McKenzie (RT)
Chad Clifton (LT)
Tony Pashos (RT)
Jeremy Bridges (RT/G)
Tony Moll (RT/G)
James Lee (LT/RT)
Mario Henderson (RT)
George Foster (LT)
Alex Barron (RT)
Stacy Andrews (RT/G)
Brandon Keith (RT)
Stephon Heyer (RT/LT)
Allen Barbre (RT)
Mark LeVoir (RT/LT)
Kirk Chambers (LT/RT)
Anthony Davis (RT)
Lydon Murtha (RT)
Michael Toudouze (RT)
Ed Wang (RT)
Chris Campbell (LT)

Wow, quite a few former Skins on that list. Moll was here during training camp and Bridges was here a couple of here a couple of years ago. My best bet is Heyer, but he may be up there in years. Hopefully, one of those guys can come here and contribute and most importantly is clean.

[doghouse4x4]

Jordan Black: Pros - Heartbeat, knows how to put on a uniform, isn't our starting running back.
Cons - Sucks at run blocking, sucks at pass blocking, sucks at football related activities
Bag of Sand: Pros - Reliable, no false starts, hilarious post game pressers
Cons - It's a bag of sand

Jordan Black < Bag of Sand

Epic win.

[SAli457180]

I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but the timing is also ridiculous. We have got to be prepared for this upcoming game... we need to just take the bull by the horns and get ourselves a division crown. This does not make things easier.

Yeah, the better they've been playing, the stranger things are becoming off the field. First, Cedric Griffin, where guys are already injured and now at tackle where things are also shaky.

[skinsmarydu]

OMG. I dunno what say anymore!

Maybe another drink is in order...I'd usually offer you a cheers after yesterday(I had to harass the Steelers fans today, "what up wid ya boy"?)but this is just a sad toast. Meh...

[aolforbroadband]

This couldn't be a worse time for this to happen. The Eagles pass rush isn't that bad, but I'm worried about the Cowboys.

[Saqs]

Russel on 980 said he talked to Polumbus and he is fine.

[Arsenic]

is it normal for owners to say they hate another owner/team, adding in the f word, knowing that the media is around?