Its a joke from FA last year. We were apparently close to signing Eddie Royal but details never came out, other than him going to Morton's with Snyder and Co. So naturally in the FA thread people kept asking over and over whether or not we had signed him yet. This lasted for quite some time since details were really slow to emerge. So days later people were still popping in and saying "Hey do you guys know if we signed Eddie Royal? Whats going on with that??". Some pretty funny answers/exchanges ensued, usually including Eddie Royal still being at Morton's days (and later weeks) after they had dinner with him there.
Edit: If you're being sarcastic and just trying to get someone, then my hat is off to you, sir.
