pulled from line, kicked out before seahawks game, busted flat in baton rouge, waiting for a train

[Laxpunk2006]

My only guess would be that someone was drunk and acting out of line, a fan or employee told someone and you were misidentified as that person. It's a shame a little common sense can't prevail in these situations if it really transpired as you've described it. I've entered games plenty drunk and have never had a problem but I'm not loud or in anyone's face about it.

[Btubes18]

that's a good point. I see guys crushing beer bottles and then throwing them into the garbage cans before they are searched.

I have done this on multiple occasions, right in front of the person about to check me...have had no problems whatsoever.

[GothSkinsFan]

A friend of mine tried to sneak some beers in one game and got caught. The lady who caught him started yelling at him to give her his ticket and called for security, I quickly grabbed him and said lets get the hell out of here while refusing to give her the ticket. We ended up getting away and using another entrance no problem. There is no way in hell I'm missing the game without a fight.

Cannabrownies. They'll never know until you realize you just had a double....

[msak24cardss]

Was pulled from line while in security on Sunday. Had just made it through and was about to have ticket scanned when I was pulled aside and asked to wait. Wasn't sure why I had been pulled (im a 4 yr season ticket holder and never had a problem before) but was eventually told i was too drunk to go in. Had been tailgating for 3 hours so definitely had a few beers but no more than the usual which is not a lot. was shocked to hear they thought i was drunk (hadn't said anything to anyone in line, just put my arms up to get patted down and kept walking through security?). eventually some lady came out yelling "you're drunk!" and asking a police officer to remove me. i asked her to bring out her supervisor and she said "f*** you!". i was being really reasonable and unconfrontational...not behaving like a drunk. my friend (who had already gone into the stadium as he was getting his ticket scanned as i got pulled) returned outside with the permission of police to ask what was going on. lady cursed at him too and asked police officer to remove him as well. both of our lower level tickets were taken. my friend and the cop were both marines and my friend convinced cop that there was some mistake being made. cop agreed to go get supervisor if we would stand back and wait since the person who kicked us out would say nothing other than cursing us. we comply and eventually the "supervisor" came out this time with 3 completely different cops who told us we would be arrested for trespassing if we didnt leave immediately (so we never talked to anyone other than the girl who cursed us).

luckily about 20 yards around the bend we find a guy who is selling 2 upper level tickets for 40 bucks and we just go right into a different entrance with absolutely no problem and go sit in my original seats. go on to have a pretty normal game experience. we see the vet cop who had tried to help us (now standing at the entrance of our section) who gives us an awkward nod and quickly looks away. extremely strange day in line at fedex. anyone else have problems in line on sunday?

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Thats what you get for trying to pick up the police lady. Next time dont grab her ars in line before you get inside the gate.

[Stugein]

http://www.roseart.com/sites/all/files/47984_SillySockPuppets.jpg

Yeah that was my first thought too when the 2nd guy posted.

[Rocky52Mc]

I've had friends walk through security unchecked at Pre-season games...nothing stuns me about what goes on there. Never handed anyone a ticket.

[rudc1]

oh...i didn't get it at first. now i think i do.

oh well, cool. i guess i'm still making it all up then. thought this site was for redskins fans not fedex employees

[andyburd]

Video or it didn't happen

[RansomthePasserby]

I'm not sure that's always true.
I can tell when I'm getting close to being drunk.
Generally I either get really tired, have trouble walking around, start feeling giddy, or have trouble thinking or making sense of things.
But then again I usually stop drinking at that point.

Yeah, I can always tell when I'm drunk. When it gets to that point of giddiness, numbness, and having trouble walking around, there's always a little voice inside my head that says, "well, there's alcohol in your DRINK, and you can't THINK. You're drunk. Hopefully it doesn't end in disaster."

[zoony]

Does McKenna know about this!??

[Special K]

I think it's more a matter of degree. People don't realize how drunk they are. "Sure I had a little buzz on but I wasn't slurring my words", typically means they were visibly intoxicated.

I forget the details now, but I remember my dad telling me one time his formula he uses to determine how many drinks a patient has probably actually had when they come into the ER, drunk as a skunk, proclaiming they've only had so-and-so many drinks. It was a pretty drastic formula and I remember laughing...wondering if the doctors I saw in the ER when I broke my foot (drunk in college) used that on me. Probably

The thread title edit is fantastic.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that in a previous post. It had me ROFL when I saw that

[VeroViper]

My only guess would be that someone was drunk and acting out of line, a fan or employee told someone and you were misidentified as that person. It's a shame a little common sense can't prevail in these situations if it really transpired as you've described it. I've entered games plenty drunk and have never had a problem but I'm not loud or in anyone's face about it.

This is probably what happened. I was misidentified once after exiting a club. Another guy near me was acting rowdy, trying to yank down street signs etc. The police officer was convinced it was me, ready to put me in the patty wagon(luckily I had people vouching for my innocence). I was slightly drunk but totally calm and causing no trouble. So for all you guys calling the OP a liar, give him the benefit of the doubt. Stuff like this does happen once in a while.

[GoSkins561]

"Ok, recite the alphabet backwards"

-"Huh? I couldn't even do that sober"

no kidding...entrapment lol