For Fun: Villianous monologues

[rick1796]

Ok post your favorite Villainous monolgue.
RULES
1)must be a MONOlogue. if you find yourself typing words from more than one character your are wrong. stop it. BAD!
2)Villianous is purely subjective so feel free to go from a Dalek, to Gargamel, to whatever. if you feel it was said with malice it qualifies.
3) if you don't like someone elses villainous quote. . . deal with it, preferably quietly.

ok, i will start

Smaug- the Hobbit:
"Revenge ! Revenge? You? The King Under the Mountain is dead and where are his kin that dare seek revenge ? Girion Lord of Dale is dead and I have eaten his people like a wolf among sheep, and where are his son's son's that dare approach me ? I kill where I wish and none dare resist. I laid low the warriors of old and their like is not in the world today. Then I was but young and tender. Now I am old and strong, strong, STRONG ! Thief in the Shadows. My armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings are a hurricane, and my breath . . . DEATH ! "[COLOR="Gold"]

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prince Nuada,- Hellboy II
Be quiet. [retrieves the first piece of the Golden Army crown; everyone screams in the background] SIT... DOWN! Proud, empty, hollow things that you are. Let this remind you... why you once feared the dark.

[Bang]

Rutger Hauer gets a bad rap for a lot of the bad movies he's made,, but he was great in Blade Runner, which is STILL my favorite sci fi flick.

~Batty

[rick1796]

John Milton (the Devil) - The Devil's Advocate
"Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, His own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is He doing? He's laughin' His sick ****in' ass off! He's a tight-ass, He's a sadist, He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? Never!"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGHUUtUMXEA

Rutger Hauer gets a bad rap for a lot of the bad movies he's made,, but he was great in Blade Runner, which is STILL my favorite sci fi flick.

~Batty

Totaly Agree, such a great ending.

[gbear]

I can't help it. When someone speaks of villain monologues, all I can think of it this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc9d3zEt97g

[rick1796]

you guys are killing me with youtube links i can't watch at work lol

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Gabriel- The Prophecy
"I'm an angel. I kill first borns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls; and from now 'til Kingdom Come the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why."

[Mufumonk]

Christopher Walken (True Romance)

Vincenzo Coccotti:*Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm Sicilian. My father was the world heavy-weight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guys got seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen... but, if you know them, like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now, what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin', but you're tellin me everything. I know you know where they are, so tell me before I do some damage you won't walk away from.

[China]

[SpringfieldSkins]

Patrick Bateman (American Psycho)

Patrick Bateman: Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your *******. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

[Rocky21]

Good work China. I was thinking of Baldwin's speech in Malice as well.

[BRAVEONTHEWARPATH93]

"Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... sister. So, you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her, too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me. Now his failure is complete. If you will not turn to the Dark Side... then perhaps she will... "

[GhostofSparta]

"See? Now you respect me, because I’m a threat. That’s the way it works. Turns out, there are a lot of people, whole countries, who want respect, and they will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons, and now I have a weapon that only I can defeat, and when I unleash it, I’ll get… You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can’t believe it."

[autoidiodyssey]

Agent Smith from The Matrix interrogating Morpheus

http://youtu.be/UOi6v5DD_1M

" I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure. "


http://youtu.be/GYL28a0LM_A

" I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it. "

[nonniey]

No Amon Goeth from Schindler's List? Fiennes should have won the academy award for that monologue alone (And that is really not just my opinion. From what I've read it is ranked near the top of the top 10 Academy Award mistakes - Fienes not winning that is).

[dfitzo53]

Under Siege 2:
Travis Dane: Yeah, I'm gonna shock the world by spreading ca-ca all over the place. Guangzhou is a chemical weapons plant masquerading as a fertilizer plant. We know this. The Chinese know that we know. But we make-believe that we don't know and the Chinese make-believe that they believe that we don't know, but know that we know. Everybody knows.

[B.A.M.F.]

Vizzini from Princess Bride: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...