What the hell is a "man card"???

[Forehead]

This post is absolute garbage. Life is some serious **** and there's just no room for your laissez-faire communist bull**** lackadaisical attitude. When you grow up in the mean streets of Fairfax County you learn early on that there's no room for humor if you're going to survive. I write limericks as a hobby, I once magnetized a hard drive just to watch it die, koalas are neither insects nor crustaceans, I got caught staring at an ambiguously gendered person for too long and didn't even apologize for that ****, this one time we got a half inch of snow and lost power for a week, I ate a banana the other day, mother****er! ****, do you even lift?

Unglue your fat ass from that cubicle you spend all day huddled in, protected from the outside world and go live life. Skin a yak, pay an old toothless prostitute to dance to Souljah Boy songs, climb a 1/2000 scale model of Everest, buy a used Pontiac Aztek, develop a peanut allergy, allow yourself to bawl your eyes out in joy when your verbally abusive wife accidentally lets slip a rare compliment. The world is your oyster... so go throw that **** back in the ocean where it belongs. Animal cruelty is wrong, yo!

YEAH!! SOUTH-CENTRAL MCLEAN WHAT?!?!

I'd like to point out, while I think the man-card thing can be good fun, Miller Light should have never been allowed to do those "Man Law" commercials. Seriously...it's ****ing Miller Light. There is nothing manly about piss-water light beer.

[Park City Skins]

Pfffft. Any pansy without a man card can raise their nose and drink all those foo foo,seasonal,brewed with strawberry or whatever,beers. Takes a real man to be able to handle drinking a Miller Light.
Bleah. Could barely type that. Don't drink Miller Light either

[HogNose]

So would crying during a movie count?

No. I cried like a baby at the end of Marley & Me. Losing a dog is tough.

[Riggo-toni]

Did you see the commercial he did, on that, during some Super Bowl?

That was freakin hysterical!
"So, just out of curiosity, what was in the box?"
"Fruit and vegetable seeds, a GPS tracker, and a satellite phone."

[brandymac27]

This post is absolute garbage. Life is some serious **** and there's just no room for your laissez-faire communist bull**** lackadaisical attitude. When you grow up in the mean streets of Fairfax County you learn early on that there's no room for humor if you're going to survive. I write limericks as a hobby, I once magnetized a hard drive just to watch it die, koalas are neither insects nor crustaceans, I got caught staring at an ambiguously gendered person for too long and didn't even apologize for that ****, this one time we got a half inch of snow and lost power for a week, I ate a banana the other day, mother****er! ****, do you even lift?

Unglue your fat ass from that cubicle you spend all day huddled in, protected from the outside world and go live life. Skin a yak, pay an old toothless prostitute to dance to Souljah Boy songs, climb a 1/2000 scale model of Everest, buy a used Pontiac Aztek, develop a peanut allergy, allow yourself to bawl your eyes out in joy when your verbally abusive wife accidentally lets slip a rare compliment. The world is your oyster... so go throw that **** back in the ocean where it belongs. Animal cruelty is wrong, yo!

I think I am going to skin a yak this weekend actually. Damnit life is too short. Any advice? Should I kill it first?

I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say don't skin it first?????

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What about Michelob Ultra w/ Raspberry and Pomegranite juice???? I actually really like the flavor, and it has low calories/carbs

[Kosher Ham]

What about Michelob Ultra w/ Raspberry and Pomegranite juice???? I actually really like the flavor, and it has low calories/carbs

You should like it. Men don't drink Mich Ultra.

[brandymac27]

You should like it. Men don't drink Mich Ultra.

Why not?

[rictus58]

Why not?

We're too busy drinking the blood of our enemies.

[Lombardi's_kid_brother]

It's a thing that repressed homosexual frat boy jackasses says to other repressed homosexual frat boy jackasses to give the impression that they are not repressed homosexual frat boy jackasses.

[Elessar78]

In the early 2000s iwas in the Bennigan's in Springfield. Across the bar were a group of soldiers just back from the middle east having a good ole time and drinking zimas. I think, through certain acts, one earns man card leeway?

[brandymac27]

Interesting concept about the man card leeway. What earns a man that leeway? I would agree the soldiers drinking Zimas have earned man card leeway too btw.

[Lombardi's_kid_brother]

In the early 2000s iwas in the Bennigan's in Springfield. Across the bar were a group of soldiers just back from the middle east having a good ole time and drinking zimas. I think, through certain acts, one earns man card leeway?

In other words, someone came up with "man card" because it was no longer politically correct to say, "Don't be a faggot."

This reminds me of that point in the 90s when all Polak jokes became blonde jokes.

[Elessar78]

Jeez lkb, who pissed in your fruity pebbles this morning?

[Lombardi's_kid_brother]

Jeez lkb, who pissed in your fruity pebbles this morning?

I find it interesting how the way people express themselves evolve.

I also find our accelerated culture fascinating.

[brandymac27]

In other words, someone came up with "man card" because...

This reminds me of that point in the 90s when all Polak jokes became blonde jokes.

Well, not that there's anything wrong with being homosexual (whatever makes you happy, go for it IMPO), but according to some posters, especially in the stadium in regards to our QB, most men do have homosexual tendencies