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    Watching the arm wrestling, a few of those girls were in really good shape. They could probably beat me. But most of them were against skinny guys, little brothers, older dads and noodle arms. I noticed a few of the girls would turn the wrist and put their whole weight down on the guys arm. Hard for an average guy to move 110 pounds with one arm. But yes, there are girls out there stronger then some men, but by and large males are still the "physically" stronger sex. (Plus, some of them were pretty hot, so I call boob distraction on some).
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    Quote Originally Posted by RichmondRedskin88 View Post
    Someone is watching Taken.
    Good for him - it is a manly movie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pjfootballer View Post
    Watching the arm wrestling, a few of those girls were in really good shape. They could probably beat me. But most of them were against skinny guys, little brothers, older dads and noodle arms. I noticed a few of the girls would turn the wrist and put their whole weight down on the guys arm. Hard for an average guy to move 110 pounds with one arm. But yes, there are girls out there stronger then some men, but by and large males are still the "physically" stronger sex. (Plus, some of them were pretty hot, so I call boob distraction on some).
    Or the guy realizes there are benefits to losing said arm wrestling contest thus making the girl feel good about herself

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichmondRedskin88 View Post
    Or the guy realizes there are benefits to losing said arm wrestling contest thus making the girl feel good about herself
    That's not good enough. She can feel better about herself after watching an episode of Oprah. There are many things that I might consider letting a woman beat me in if I definitively knew it would increase my chances with her. Arm wrestling isn't one of them. If I was weak, and she was simply stronger than me, then I would graciously accept defeat, but unless she was really really built, I would definitely feel like a ***** for letting that happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sinister View Post
    She can feel better about herself after watching an episode of Oprah.
    A real MAN would know that Oprah doesn't even come on anymore... It's Anderson Cooper now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MLSKINS View Post
    A real MAN would know that Oprah doesn't even come on anymore... It's Anderson Cooper now.
    Touche

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    Quote Originally Posted by MLSKINS View Post
    A real MAN would know that Oprah doesn't even come on anymore... It's Anderson Cooper now.
    Wait, why would a man have to know that? I didn't, until just now..
    A real man doesn't watch Oprah,Ellen,Dr Phil, or Glee...we just have to pretend not to be annoyed/bored when some chick starts yakking on and on about it.

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    How about the superbowl where we lost to the Raiders? I DID cry after the game when the station started playing Willy Nelson's "Turn out the light, the party is over".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asianskins View Post
    How about the superbowl where we lost to the Raiders? I DID cry after the game when the station started playing Willy Nelson's "Turn out the light, the party is over".
    Was it a manly cry with burgundy and gold tears?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichmondRedskin88 View Post
    Was it a manly cry with burgundy and gold tears?
    I guess so. I was so sad after we lost and the song hit me. I couldn't hold back my tears. I was in my late twenty back then

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichmondRedskin88 View Post
    Someone is watching Taken.
    It came on FX last night. I will watch that movie every single time I sit down in front of the TV and it's on.

    I believe watching that and both Expendables movies should be grounds for helping renew or validate your man card.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Sinister View Post
    That's not good enough. She can feel better about herself after watching an episode of Oprah. There are many things that I might consider letting a woman beat me in if I definitively knew it would increase my chances with her. Arm wrestling isn't one of them. If I was weak, and she was simply stronger than me, then I would graciously accept defeat, but unless she was really really built, I would definitely feel like a ***** for letting that happen.
    Yeah. Not to be a douche, but it'd put my nose out of joint if I lost an arm wrestling match to a girl when I was trying to win. If I lost, she had better be seriously lifting or be like 300 pounds or 6'7 or something. I'm not really very big or swole, but since I've been an adult, I doubt I've ever met a female with more upper body strength than me. It's the one bit of manly dignity I've got left.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asianskins View Post
    How about the superbowl where we lost to the Raiders? I DID cry after the game when the station started playing Willy Nelson's "Turn out the light, the party is over".
    Did wolves begin to howl in the background as a single tear fought itself free from your eye?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Destino View Post
    Did wolves begin to howl in the background as a single tear fought itself free from your eye?
    And was that tear then used as part of an excuse to eliminate a moderately sized village? If so, then acceptable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevemcqueen1 View Post
    Yeah. Not to be a douche, but it'd put my nose out of joint if I lost an arm wrestling match to a girl when I was trying to win. If I lost, she had better be seriously lifting or be like 300 pounds or 6'7 or something.
    Big Bessie, who lives on that farm down yonder, hauling numerous bales of hay. I'd have no problem losing to her.

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    Just now my dad called me for the first time (him initiating the conversation) in 15 years (im now 33) to wish me a happy birthday today and ask me to come back home to WV. He and mom miss us and want to help raise my youngins. Cried like a whipped dog. At work. In front of my colleagues. Choking up again....

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