What the hell is a "man card"???

[Ned Flanders]

Serious question:

Is getting duped into an on-line relationship with possibly a fake girl grounds for getting your man card revoked?

Why no, not at all

[skinsmarydu]

Ned!!

[stevemcqueen1]

Unless it was for the wasted time and price of admission.

I think I was in the 5th grade when Titanic was in theaters. I saw it. With a girl. She was cute and I liked her and I couldn't believe my good fortune when she asked me to go to the movie with her. I remember thinking, "what do I do? Is this a date? I don't even know that I like vaginas yet."

Turns out she brought two of her friends with her and they spent the entire movie huddled together, probably laughing at me. I didn't realize it was a friend thing and I didn't ask any of my friends to come with me. During the naked drawing scene all three intently watched my face to see my reaction (they'd seen it half a dozen times and knew it was coming of course). God I was so uncomfortable. Talk about an agonizingly long movie to watch when you'd rather be anywhere else. I got up to take long bathroom breaks repeatedly and bolted when my mom came to pick me up once the goddamn thing was finally over. There was no thought of crying during the movie, and if I had and those three had noticed?

So yeah I absolutely hated that movie based on that experience... at first. Then in college I rediscovered it as a ticket to getting laid.

[Dr. Do Itch Big]

Uh? Primary meaning of intimidate is to compel or deter because someone can kick your ass. So if you alter your actions because you know someone can kick your ass, you ARE intimidated.

Ya you are right, I did not think that one through.

[Coolio47]

[S.T.real,lights,out]

Maybe this can help.


Aaaannnnddd for the record i have done 0 of these!

[Dan T.]

^^ The guy on that man card looks a little like an old-time version of Ron Swanson to me.

[Koolblue13]

I've done between 8 and 10 of those things. Good list.

[Predicto]

Maybe this can help.

Aaaannnnddd for the record i have done 0 of these!

I rescued a kitten from a tree! Really! Maybe in 50 more years I'll have done one more.