What the hell is a "man card"???

[Jumbo]

I like to feel things.

Silly rabbit.

[stevemcqueen1]

You fist pumped at the end of Titanic? Have you no shame/feelings/etc???? BTW, if you didn't cry at the end of My Sister's Keeper, you have NO heart. I cried for an hour after I watched that!

This is why NO ONE should cry at the end of Titanic:



He wanted to die.

[gortiz]

I don't believe in girly drinks or guilty pleasures

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” Frank Sinatra

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This is why NO ONE should cry at the end of Titanic:

http://3guys1movie.com/wp-content/up...anic-raft1.jpg

He wanted to die.

http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/...l-laughing.gif

you guys are killing me right now ... my co worker was like, "what the hell are you laughing at ..."

[First Colony]

Field of Dreams has been scientifically proven to induce weepiness in grown men.
It's mandatory in my family, for the men to produce tears in response to this film...

Dad? Wanna have a catch? Gets me every time. Crying a little bit as I type it.
That's the ony movie where I have cried. Wait, that's not true-I cried at the end of National Velvet as a kid.

Quick story-I had just watched "Field of Dreams" for the umpteenth time, and I thought I would call my Dad and we could "bond" over the movie and I could tell him how much I miss him, etc. etc. I called him and told him I had just watched "Field of Dreams" and his response was, "I've never seen that movie". Talk about taking the wind out of your sails! It was a pretty short conversation.

[gortiz]

Dad? Wanna have a catch? Gets me every time.

Pretty damn good ...

The movie that crushed me, and this might be weird ... the end of the Sixth Sense, the scene where the kid says the ghost of his grandma comes to visit them. brutal! Pull my card now if not worthy ... damn good scene.

[DaGoonie55]

So it seems as though your man card has been permanently revoked, I have simply exceeded my spending limit on occasion....

I don't look at it like that though. I think there exists a fine line between no longer being a manly dude and being relegated to nothing more than a household appliance. Take for example my associate at work. He never goes out with the guys, because his wife feels his place is in the house with her. (As he has told me, not my opinion) She always supplies an excuse to where he must scurry home with his tail between his legs. (my opinion lol). I'm not speaking of places of ill repute or a night out getting hammered - I'm referring to the Skyfall movie. Which, is fine, if it works for them. I wouldn't stand for that. I am definitely more domesticated than I ever thought I would be, but I'm happy. If that revokes my man card, then so be it. I'll take my gold spurs over some card anyday. ;-) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_the_Spur

[stevemcqueen1]

If I'm being honest, I lost my man card years ago when I began studying poetry in college. If not then, I was once caught watching football by myself, eating camembert on fancy water crackers while drinking champagne.

So with nothing to lose, I'll admit I got chills watching Phantom Of The Opera during "Music of the Night."

[zoony]

In other words, someone came up with "man card" because it was no longer politically correct to say, "Don't be a faggot."

This reminds me of that point in the 90s when all Polak jokes became blonde jokes.

So if you're gay, you can't have a man card? That's a very bigoted outlook.

[brandymac27]

Man Card Definition: A Man Card is required proof of manhood in order to become a respected member of the male community. It can and will be temporarily revoked if privileges as a Man are abused.

Plain and simple my friends. Its a credit card style, customized Man Card. It comes with a Certificate of Authenticity, and Revocation cards to check your friends when they get out of line and unmanly.

http://officialmancard.com/blog/man-card-definition/

MAN CARD REVOCATIONS:
Sometimes guys can get out of hand. When they step over the unmanly line, it is our duty to report them and submit them for Man Card Revocation. Then, the community can vote on whether or not the revocation is deserved. Submit a Revocation and let the community decide.

http://officialmancard.com/category/revocations/

[Lombardi's_kid_brother]

So if you're gay, you can't have a man card? That's a very bigoted outlook.

It probably depends on whether or not you are a bear.

[nonniey]

Ok, so you forfeit your man card if you do anything unmasculine? So would crying during a movie count?

Here's a better one! What about a metrosexual straight guy????

There is a dog dying exemption rule for crying in movies. Metrosexuals by definition do not have man cards.

[Special K]

FYI Brandy, this is quickly becoming one of my favorite threads. This thread is killing my work ethic today. Oh well.

It wouldn't have worked anyway. Imagine him meeting his coworkers again holding the ball with a bloody hand print and asking it questions.

Hey, Marky Mark got away with it with a teddy bear...

This post is absolute garbage. Life is some serious **** and there's just no room for your laissez-faire communist bull**** lackadaisical attitude. When you grow up in the mean streets of Fairfax County you learn early on that there's no room for humor if you're going to survive. I write limericks as a hobby, I once magnetized a hard drive just to watch it die, koalas are neither insects nor crustaceans, I got caught staring at an ambiguously gendered person for too long and didn't even apologize for that ****, this one time we got a half inch of snow and lost power for a week, I ate a banana the other day, mother****er! ****, do you even lift?

Unglue your fat ass from that cubicle you spend all day huddled in, protected from the outside world and go live life. Skin a yak, pay an old toothless prostitute to dance to Souljah Boy songs, climb a 1/2000 scale model of Everest, buy a used Pontiac Aztek, develop a peanut allergy, allow yourself to bawl your eyes out in joy when your verbally abusive wife accidentally lets slip a rare compliment. The world is your oyster... so go throw that **** back in the ocean where it belongs. Animal cruelty is wrong, yo!

Fav post of 2013 so far. Seriously, 1/2000 scale model of Everest?

[G.A.C.O.L.B.]

Hey! I resent that!

Lmao. You're the first person I thought of when I read his post. Swear you were. Me and you have talked quite a bit outside of ES over the years and I think we share the same opinion on literally everything except that. I just don't know how you like women's basketball. I think it'd an abomination. By far the worst sport in the world.

[brandymac27]

By far the worst sport in the world.

No way! That would be either NASCAR or Golf. I don't even know how they can be classified as a sport to be honest!

[Corcaigh]

I always believed that one of the benefits of education and wealth was that you could hire the uncouth to do "manly" things. Whether you confirm that they have a man card is up to you.