"Captain, it's a viewpoint--not one of ours! We're under attack!"
"I see it, ensign! Engage amygdala! Transfer all power from frontal lobes!
Suspend critical thinking field! Go to course heading of reflexive response 101 at full bias!
Now!'Enter' at will!"
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so."
“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.” Frank Sinatra
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Last edited by gortiz; January-22nd-2013 at 11:51 AM.
That's the ony movie where I have cried. Wait, that's not true-I cried at the end of National Velvet as a kid.
Quick story-I had just watched "Field of Dreams" for the umpteenth time, and I thought I would call my Dad and we could "bond" over the movie and I could tell him how much I miss him, etc. etc. I called him and told him I had just watched "Field of Dreams" and his response was, "I've never seen that movie". Talk about taking the wind out of your sails! It was a pretty short conversation.
Last edited by DaGoonie55; January-22nd-2013 at 12:02 PM.
If I'm being honest, I lost my man card years ago when I began studying poetry in college. If not then, I was once caught watching football by myself, eating camembert on fancy water crackers while drinking champagne.
So with nothing to lose, I'll admit I got chills watching Phantom Of The Opera during "Music of the Night."
"John Wall will never be as good as Kyrie Irving was in his first week in the NBA" - David Falk, published February 14, 2013.
The soldiers gave three cheers as they urged their tired horses north across the uneven hills. Some of the mounts, exhausted after a week of almost continual marching, began to lag behind; others, spurred on by their enthusiastic riders, began to edge past the regiment's commander. "Boys, hold your horses," Custer cautioned; "there are plenty of them down there for us all."
Man Card Definition: A Man Card is required proof of manhood in order to become a respected member of the male community. It can and will be temporarily revoked if privileges as a Man are abused.
Plain and simple my friends. Its a credit card style, customized Man Card. It comes with a Certificate of Authenticity, and Revocation cards to check your friends when they get out of line and unmanly.
MAN CARD REVOCATIONS:
Sometimes guys can get out of hand. When they step over the unmanly line, it is our duty to report them and submit them for Man Card Revocation. Then, the community can vote on whether or not the revocation is deserved. Submit a Revocation and let the community decide.
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FYI Brandy, this is quickly becoming one of my favorite threads. This thread is killing my work ethic today. Oh well.
Fav post of 2013 so far. Seriously, 1/2000 scale model of Everest?
Last edited by Special K; January-22nd-2013 at 12:52 PM.
Formerly known as Nunya Bidness per arrangement with ES staff
Last edited by G.A.C.O.L.B.; January-22nd-2013 at 12:54 PM.
I always believed that one of the benefits of education and wealth was that you could hire the uncouth to do "manly" things. Whether you confirm that they have a man card is up to you.
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