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  1. January-23rd-2013 08:44 AM #1
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    Security Guard Shoots Penis Off, Charged With Crime

    A unidentified security guard has been hospitalized in San Fernando in the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago after accidentally shooting off his penis with his gun.

    The man was carrying a .38 caliber handgun in his pocket when it went off, reports the Trinidad and Tobago Guardian.

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    Police officers found the driver slumped at the wheel and bleeding from his groin.

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    Police said that the man did not possess a license for the gun he was carrying, so he has been charged with illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition.

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  2. January-23rd-2013 08:56 AM #2
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    "I want a Red Ryder BB gun"

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    What's worse than shooting your penis off?

    Going to jail, and having to tell your cell mate that you're in jail for shooting your penis off.
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    I hate when that happens.

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    uuuuugggggghhhhh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    What's worse than shooting your penis off?

    Going to jail, and having to tell your cell mate that you're in jail for shooting your penis off.



    He will prob be everyones GF there....haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    What's worse than shooting your penis off?

    Going to jail, and having to tell your cell mate that you're in jail for shooting your penis off.
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    Hasn't this man suffered enough
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    Quote Originally Posted by redskinss View Post
    Hasn't this man suffered enough
    He could be suffering from penis envy at this point.
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    I would link the end scene from 21 Jump Street, but it's NSFW.

    (so google it)
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    Security guard, eh? There goes his dream of one day becoming a private dick.
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    Shoulda been you, Plax.
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