FoxSports: Former redskin fred smoot charged with dui, pees his pants

[flexxskins]

I fail to see the humor in anything regarding drunk driving.

knucklehead.

You are right Boss, some of us have even lost friends and family to drunk drivers.

However, I think everyone is laughing at Smoot alleggedly peeing himself during processing. He was cuffed and sitting in recieving and holding at the time. No danger there.

[Dirt]

For real, NO tags? What are you, a ****ing idiot??

You shouldn't be in public period if you're wasted enough to pee yourself, let alone drive a car around with NO TAGS on it. sajhdgsakhdghj what the hell??

[nuposse87]

I guess peeing your pants is funny, but really, he deserves a great deal of scorn. No better than ratliff. But I guess since he isn't a relevant athlete anymore it won't draw as much ire as it should.

[kingdaddy]

Smooooooooooooooooot

[Bubble Screen]

I fail to see the humor in anything regarding drunk driving.

knucklehead.

Same. And the guy is a dope. This is hardly surprising.

[spjunkies]

That quote from the article is actually from his college days.

[DC9]

Okay, okay... I just woke my daughter up laughing at the headline that include "pees his pants."

106.7 the fan should fire him and that pretty much finishes the small chance he had at working the booth for the Redskins games.

I was always entertained by Smoot on the radio and during interviews... but there is no place for a DUI/DWI in public relations. Unfortunately for him, he'll have to start back at the bottom and redeem himself.

[jwpanic]

at least he didn't pooooooooooooooop.

[robotfire]

I fail to see the humor in anything regarding drunk driving.

knucklehead.

Oh yeah, that part is selfish and deadly. But the part where he peed his pants - that's pretty funny.

[Bubble Screen]

Why is a guy peeing his pants, funny?

[Dirt]

It's just funny the way 'also peed his pants' is at the end. wasn't expecting that lol. Kind of like "trent williams in altercation, needs a couple stitches, acted accordingly, also was tasered...also peed pants."

[trimee]

Shouldn't it actually read "former Redskin and Viking Fred Smoot"?

[HighOnHendrix]

This is funny. Don't try to act like you don't get it.

[DC9]

Why is a guy peeing his pants, funny?

because it's shameful. Grown men should have better control of themselves. Is it sad? Sure, it's sad for Smoot and I'm sure his family is embarrassed. For me? Well, for me it's hilarious. I'm reminded of guys in college and in my younger days in the military that got wayyyy to drunk for their own good and peed themselves or worse.

I remember a guy who got so drunk he was running around the base acting like an ass and a bald police officer started chasing him. He ended up coming up to my room later on and asked me to hide him because "Lex Luther was after him."

Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.

[Bubble Screen]

because it's shameful. Grown men should have better control of themselves. Is it sad? Sure, it's sad for Smoot and I'm sure his family is embarrassed. For me? Well, for me it's hilarious. I'm reminded of guys in college and in my younger days in the military that got wayyyy to drunk for their own good and peed themselves or worse.

I remember a guy who got so drunk he was running around the base acting like an ass and a bald police officer started chasing him. He ended up coming up to my room later on and asked me to hide him because "Lex Luther was after him."

Don't take life to seriously, you'll never get out alive.

I think you had it right, those first two lines. It's shameful and sad. And I'd add pathetic.

Funny, to me, is Happy Gilmore.

And as the earlier poster pointed out, there's nothing funny about a guy driving drunk. None whatsoever.