FoxSports: Former redskin fred smoot charged with dui, pees his pants

[Bacon]

A man only hookers on a boat could love.

[Special K]

An athlete known for hard partying...on boats, not wanting to grow up? Color me shocked.

I hope they didn't let him change his pants and made him sit there in his own whizz as a partial punishment for being such a complete dumbass.

Glad only his ego was injured in this idiotic stunt...although I'm sure he'll just laugh it off.

[DC9]

And as the earlier poster pointed out, there's nothing funny about a guy driving drunk. None whatsoever.

Exactly right! But it's funnier than hell that he pissed on him self like my two year old son did this morning before I woke him up and changed him.

[youngchew]

This is funny. Don't try to act like you don't get it.

Exactly....come on people...

[HeluCopter29]

The only thing that makes it funny is he peed himself.

[RedskinsFan44]

Another jersey rendered unwearable.

[Taylor 36]

This is funny. Don't try to act like you don't get it.

I do get it, which is why it's not funny. You ever had anyone you know and love hurt or killed by a drunk driver? My fiancee was murdered, yes murdered, by a drunk driver in 1998. Even if the guy had pissed himself, I would not have found the slightest ounce of humor in his actions. Because there is nothing at all funny about a person putting the lives of every person in every automobile on the road in mortal danger, pissing or not, because of his/her own shelfishness and stupidity.

[KDawg]

Gotta say, I don't find the fact that he pissed himself even remotely funny.

People getting to that state without the driving is sad. I work security, and to be honest I hate the job a very solid portion of the time. You really see what alcohol (and drugs) can do to a human being. It's sad that people do that to themselves. Can't walk. Can't talk. Get in fights for no reason. Hit women. Make no sense. Force their friends who were responsible enough to not drink to take care of them because they couldn't handle themselves. I don't get the lifestyle, personally, but to each their own.

Now add drinking and driving to the mix with the potential threat of murdering someone. It's not an accident if you kill someone while drinking and driving. It's stupidity and a choice. It should be considered attempted murder if you hit someone and don't kill them while drinking and driving.

How hard is it to not drink and drive?

This goes under: Sad, pathetic, stupid. Not funny.

[terpfan44]

ha ha ha Captain of the Good Ship Lollypop whizzed his khakis

---------- Post added January-28th-2013 at 11:00 AM ----------

Gotta say, I don't find the fact that he pissed himself even remotely funny.

People getting to that state without the driving is sad. I work security, and to be honest I hate the job a very solid portion of the time. You really see what alcohol (and drugs) can do to a human being. It's sad that people do that to themselves. Can't walk. Can't talk. Get in fights for no reason. Hit women. Make no sense. Force their friends who were responsible enough to not drink to take care of them because they couldn't handle themselves. I don't get the lifestyle, personally, but to each their own.

Now add drinking and driving to the mix with the potential threat of murdering someone. It's not an accident if you kill someone while drinking and driving. It's stupidity and a choice. It should be considered attempted murder if you hit someone and don't kill them while drinking and driving.

How hard is it to not drink and drive?

This goes under: Sad, pathetic, stupid. Not funny.

please---take your moralizing to Gov Cuomo--you tools suck the life out of everything

[Bang]

Welp, time to go to Bang's website and obsessively press F5.

Bonus.. Freb has a harmonica and sings the jailhouse blues.
Show due out soon,, we had a technical issue and couldn't record this weekend.

~Bang

[Painkiller]

Fred "violated the spirit" of the booking area.

[KDawg]

please---take your moralizing to Gov Cuomo--you tools suck the life out of everything

"You tools"?

Here's some advice. Grow up.

And by the way, what does Cuomo have to do with anything?

[pjfootballer]

Well, I think we all agree that the drinking and diving wasn't funny at all and I don't recall anyone in here saying that, so if some find it funny that he peed his pants, I'm not sure why some of you want to take away a little humor in it. Again, nobody that said him peeing his pants was funny, thought the D & D was funny. I think sometimes some of you come in looking for an argument no matter what.

[gortiz]

You can take the party boat away from the man, but you can't

Eh that makes no sense never mind

quitter ...

try again!

---------- Post added January-28th-2013 at 12:35 PM ----------

Why is a guy peeing his pants, funny?

wait ...

you are asking a serious question?

[Dave25]

lol wowwwww