I earned my avatar. Be jealous because now I stand out from the rest of you.

[KAOSkins]

Jumbo is the Phil Spectre of writing!

That's funny! The wall of text!!!

[mistertim]

These kinds of threads just never get old.

[Roger.Staubach]

That's funny! The wall of text!!!

Without commas, even...

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These kinds of threads just never get old.


http://narwhaler.com/img/he/h/ups-tr...ers-heHYAN.jpg

Same with pictures like that.

Somewhere...i have a picture of a UPS driver that fell asleep outside of my girlfriends appartment. I still regret not going aboard to look through the packages.

[WhoRUSupposed2Be]

Without commas, even...

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Same with pictures like that.

Somewhere...i have a picture of a UPS driver that fell asleep outside of my girlfriends appartment. I still regret not going aboard to look through the packages.

Wow... that's comical

[Jumbo]

Someone asked if you can get a "good" user note, and yes you can. I did a couple first thing this morning on my first break from work, including this PM from a member who's participation I really enjoy but still was obligated to mete out a 30 day ban to in fairness:

I just wanted to apologize for my outburst last month after the game. I was incredibly pissed but there was no excuse to go down that road with that dude. I should have listened to Ren when she told me to log off before I say something stupid but I never listen to that girl

Anyway, it was a good month off. Stayed away from everything Redskins and that helped a bunch.

That goes in the dude's user notes and can make the difference if there is ever a dicey judgment call.

Another one was a good guy who's been on NNT but wasn't sweating it, and saw my post in here pointing out it's easy to get out of nnt if you want, and he decided to follow the directions and remedy his problem in a very friendly fashion. That went in his user notes.

[Park City Skins]

The email sent by said member with dupe account was another in long line of classic responses by others just like him after being outed. Pure entertainment.

[Forehead]

Wow... that's comical

It's also TOOC material.

[Hogs Ahead]

We have a winner! And it was a two-fer!

Do you leave these threads open just to flush out the idiots? You know that hunting over baited ground is illegal...

Only if the target isn't human.........oh wait.....

[Jumbo]

The email sent by said member with dupe account was another in long line of classic responses by others just like him after being outed. Pure entertainment.

What an iggy.

Let's share it:

bwahahahaha. jumbo, u dork. you seriously are the biggest douche i have ever encountered on a website. **** you and **** your user notes. and do u really think i give a **** if my username was up in a month from a ban? oh yea, i have been counting down the days for that! lol. like everyone else thinks, you suck as a mod. luckily u just took over this site after the original mods made the site good. u r running it into the ground. i feel sorry for all the ‘skins fans that have to put up with a pos like u just to have conversation with each other. good on u for noticing the correlation tho’, because yea, ppl kiss ur ass, not because u deserve it, but just to try to get along with your idiotic ways so that they can talk Redskins with other people. So, **** you. You do not represent the Skins fanbase well. You reall need another way to feel better about yourself.

Now you have to wonder if the guy is such a basket case that he can't even read his own work and notice what he sounds like

And he is so typical of that "special" breed. The internet has given them a voice they never had before. It's a moron's voice when used like he does here, but at least they get an audience now.

[Roger.Staubach]

Can we make this thread a confessional thread (kind of like the illegal weapon buybacks) whereby we gain immunity?. I have a confession or five from my less-sober days.

[Special K]

Attention mods: "running entire website into the ground" needs to be put into Jumbo's user notes.

Because then nobody would read it, duh!

Good point

Do you leave these threads open just to flush out the idiots? You know that hunting over baited ground is illegal...

Why do you think this thread has been left open for so long? It's akin to chumming the water and waiting for the idiot sharks to show up.

[KDawg]

Jumbo, you have to stop running this site into the ground... C'mon, man! With all these emails coming in, why can't you see the error of your ways and repent? *sigh* we're doomed. :/

[skinsfan4128]

What an iggy.

Let's share it:





Now you have to wonder if the guy is such a basket case that he can't even read his own work and notice what he sounds like

And he is so typical of that "special" breed. The internet has given them a voice they never had before. It's a moron's voice when used like he does here, but at least they get an audience now.

Who needs reality TV when you can read this type of stuff. In fairness, I feel better reading this outlandish outburst after my first (and thankfully only ) transgression. Oh, and btw, Jumbo, most of us kiss ur hind parts to avoid needless prosecution and you are destroying this once proud forum.

[HighOnHendrix]

Now you have to wonder if the guy is such a basket case that he can't even read his own work and notice what he sounds like

And he is so typical of that "special" breed. The internet has given them a voice they never had before. It's a moron's voice when used like he does here, but at least they get an audience now.

Yeah, and it's only going to get worse.

[Jumbo]

Ok, dudes & dudettes, since it’s a little slow-news-time in here anyway, here’s a few more for amusement. There may be a rule violation that slips by, and that’s ok in this instance. The last few are from the tailgate, where for years the most numerous and serious crazies (talking levels of sadass behaviors, not actual topical positions taken) run about 80% to two demographics---which, because this is the stadium, will remain nameless. <insert deeply missed grin smiley>

So, to start with the more mildly delusional…

Didn't violate a single rule, yet I get a "timeout" for voicing my opinion. Yea good job buddy. Good one. Your opinion is the opposite of his, so he's stupid. Exactly what you wag your finger about to everybody else. You're a piece of work. I hope you and your intellect have a really nice time together. I guess you'll have one less person's posts to stalk through now. Ban if you must don't ever again call me a liar in a thread about a pm. If you thought it was a lie before you should have said so that's fine. Don't ever do that to me again in public period do we understand each other? If you want me to pm you with an issue I damn well expect you to do the same.

<I had no idea what the “lie” ^ was>

I hope the meaningless satisfaction you gain from the omnipotent power you cowardly wield with your keyboards is somehow worth it. Ichoose not to participate where <profanity removed by ES staff> like you have any editorial control over what I post. Having to consider offending your vaginas takes the fun out of this place. In the most direct way I can offer <profanity removed by ES staff> you, and your futile attempt to censor the masses. Some may bow in a desperate attempt to belong somewhere, but not me. Now hurry up and delete this post and any evidence of me and get back to lining up a douche sponsorship for your board. I'm sure you'll feel self-righteous in doing so with a throng of <profanity removed by ES staff> ready to affirm your skirt-wearing moderators all-knowing decisions.

…to the even more attitudinal erect warriors of the ethernet…

This board is moderated by a bunch of candy-ass nerds. MTH is cool, but the rest can probably be described as "40 year old virgins".Can't believe the official message board of the Washington Redskins is this whack. I get more ***** than all of you!

I hope to God that you fuK- wads are happy in your ignorance because your board is filled with idiots who still think Rex Grossman is going to be the starting QB. And Al Galdi is one of them. He is wrong. I am right. Beck will start against the Giants. Period. Go to Hell BAN Bastard! I am already back on your board. A ha ha ha

…to the more paranoiac marathon visions of oppression…

Just want to let you know i had a conversation with the VP @ Redskins park. Asked him what was his feelings on people that run the Redskins Website using pics of Nazi Germany as humor, Did not seem to think it was so funny. He was away on business in Auston, asked me to send him a email, and call him back with links to these idiot post's you seem to get off on....Your just dam lucky i'm to busy to follow up on it.

Honetly, i think i feel sorry you,your ego must be the size of a pea, the way you need to feel important banning people from a fan forum for their opinions. You really seem to make a circus out of it, i guess i shouldn't be shocked, your profile says 10 yrs old...Ain't that the truth.

Ban me again, and i'll be sending the 'copy's' of your nazi pics, and all the thread information through every NFL channel i can dream up, starting with the VP @ Redskins park, i still have his cell phone number right here. Took me 5 mins to get him on the phone, it's what i do.....And well......You might think its funny, believe me, corporate America doesn't think so......

This is the 2nd time i made a post, had these idiots come into my thread, posting complete crap, that has nothing to do with the topic, i tell them to get lost, and you ban me.
I still have the thread copied when you banned me for saying the redskins needed a clean out, but left the rapist, child molester free to post. Disgusting is not even the word.......What are you thinking? Never mind, don't even want to know.........

…to the typically emotionally unbalanced internet denizen whose facade crumbles entirely after trying to appear at least semi-coherent as long as possible...

Try to take my guns from me. Just try to. I beg you. Why don't you try and take my guns away, faggot bitches. I'm armed to the teeth. Come get you some. From my cold, dead hands. From my ****ing cold, ****ing dead, ****ing hands.

< ^^banned for severe assholio in one of the ever-charming "gun threads" in the 'gate>



Many of the craziest come from guys I can tell are nutzo well before they make it obvious to everyone else, and whom often seem to be thought of as "ok" by people who share the same demographics/positions (until they go totally ballistic)... then it's sort of embarrassing for some.