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I might be a nerd and a 40 year old virgin, but I'm no candy ass.
I confess I have no idea whose user notes those are.
The soldiers gave three cheers as they urged their tired horses north across the uneven hills. Some of the mounts, exhausted after a week of almost continual marching, began to lag behind; others, spurred on by their enthusiastic riders, began to edge past the regiment's commander. "Boys, hold your horses," Custer cautioned; "there are plenty of them down there for us all."
It's like 6-7 diff people and a couple were e-mails--one already starred in a similar thread to this one about a year ago..one was 10fttall, two others are actually not perma-banned (see how easy I am?) so I won't give them up, and I forgot already the others....the 'I'll tell Redskins VP about the nazis" was A51
none of these really all that well known...like AJSkins or nelms or crazyhorse1 or etc etc
"Captain, it's a viewpoint--not one of ours! We're under attack!"
"I see it, ensign! Engage amygdala! Transfer all power from frontal lobes!
Suspend critical thinking field! Go to course heading of reflexive response 101 at full bias!
Now!'Enter' at will!"
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so."
This thread blows...
my mind!
I think I'm going to go read some user notes for a while. I forgot how fun they can be.
The soldiers gave three cheers as they urged their tired horses north across the uneven hills. Some of the mounts, exhausted after a week of almost continual marching, began to lag behind; others, spurred on by their enthusiastic riders, began to edge past the regiment's commander. "Boys, hold your horses," Custer cautioned; "there are plenty of them down there for us all."
Man, I WISH I was in tight with the VP @ Redskins Park!
Frothing, clueless, and hostile is no way to go through life, son
What the **** is wrong with you people? I post one thing on obama and I get banned. This is ****ed up. And who the hell is Jumbo? You talk about me being a whacko, this is crazy. What is wrong with you people? Get a life please. How the hell do you shut a post down for no reason? There was nothing wrong with the post. And for the record get over yourself. And **** you.
Comnander Snark of the League of the Extraordinarily Oppressed has references…
I get you all banned me for unfortunately not being update to date on one player...forgive me as some of have circumstances in their lives that prevent them from focusing on the skins. Compared to some of the other crappy threads started by repeated offenders I am asking for an explanation as to why my privileges are still suspended from starting new threads. Your decision to not let me start a thread due to some petty issue you have basically is contradicting what is in the best interest of the redskins fans. Im sure you will ban me permanently for "challenging" the administrators but really your ban makes no sense. If you don't believe that I have season tickets talk to some of the people who have purchsed my seats on here. They will tell you im legit.
From the “seriously victimized or seriously clueless?” dep’t.
Please explain what I've done wrong to warrant not being able to start new "threads". It seems as if others start threads that are not necessary pom pom waving in nature, and don't lose the privilege of starting new "threads". Why am I being singled out? It's sad that one cannot come on the official Redskin forum and post what's on their mind without being reprimanded severely if it is deemed to be too negative and you find it necessary to take away my privilege of starting new "thread".
But I do appreciate the oppositional/defiant but brief approach, too
Why was I banned d-i-c-k-h-e-a-d-s?![]()
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"Captain, it's a viewpoint--not one of ours! We're under attack!"
"I see it, ensign! Engage amygdala! Transfer all power from frontal lobes!
Suspend critical thinking field! Go to course heading of reflexive response 101 at full bias!
Now!'Enter' at will!"
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so."
Here's one.
user notes for Major Harris
Hey zoony I'm getting harassing PMs from Dan T. It is really quite disturbing. He thinks I'm gayuser notes for Dan T
Hey zoony I just wanted to let you know that Major Harris keeps emailing me about wanting to take me out on a date to see a broadway musical. He says unless I agree he will get me banned. I don't know what impression he has of me or how he plans on getting me banned but I don't want to go out on a date with himuser notes for Lombardis kid brother
Hey zoony, How long do you think before the secrets out about old fan being my dad?user notes for Major Harris
Hey zoony I got an extra ticket to the redskins game let me know if you're interesteduser notes for Special K
Hahaha I've got everyone convinced I'm a really attractive female. Thanks for playing along man.
-Leonarduser notes for Major Harris
Hey zoony you know that redskins ticket? I just found out that my boss is using both tickets. Sorry man. But since you're free Sunday we might as well hang out. I actually have tickets to Les Miserables. Trust me there will be hot chicks there. No homo I promise.
The soldiers gave three cheers as they urged their tired horses north across the uneven hills. Some of the mounts, exhausted after a week of almost continual marching, began to lag behind; others, spurred on by their enthusiastic riders, began to edge past the regiment's commander. "Boys, hold your horses," Custer cautioned; "there are plenty of them down there for us all."
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"Captain, it's a viewpoint--not one of ours! We're under attack!"
"I see it, ensign! Engage amygdala! Transfer all power from frontal lobes!
Suspend critical thinking field! Go to course heading of reflexive response 101 at full bias!
Now!'Enter' at will!"
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so."
Zoony - those are HYSTERICAL!!
Reading this thread I'm suddenly almost nostalgic for the first frequent poster (that I know of) to get banned from ES, all the way back when Blade (who literally owned the site back in '02) was the only guy I think pulling that lever.
Dude's name was Kefka, and he was an Islamic fundamentalist posting Zionist conspiracy theories (ie Mossad behind 911) while insisting he wasn't anti-semitic because he had lots of Jewish friends. In several threads there were posters asking Blade not to ban him because he was so obsessively nuts it was entertaining. The guy started threads in Tailgate about things like how much women in Iran loved shopping for burkas and their different fashion trends...stuff you would almost think was an Onion, but the dude was serious.
I've been on here over a decade now, and this place is almost like a 2nd family for me. Never even been given a timeout. There was one thread years ago where I made an admittedly tasteless joke once about Americans only pretending to like baseball so we can sell cable TV channels to Central America that had posters screaming at the mods to ban me. It was actually one of the mods who told everybody to take a step back and that he wouldn't consider it (and one of my favorite posters Liberty aka Prosperity was also good enough to lend his support with a note along the lines of "Some people just can't take a joke." ); I made a (half-hearted) apology/explanation mostly because I felt guilty for putting the mods in that position I'm guessing the word sarcastic must appear about half a dozen times in my user notes...
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"It is our true policy to steer clear of entangling alliances with any portion of the foreign world. The great rule of conduct for us in regard to foreign nations is, in extending our commercial relations, to have with them as little political connection as possible." George Washington.
"Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations,entangling alliances with none." Thomas Jefferson.
Ban Bastards, hahhahaa thats funny stuff there.
RIP 21
NO Pressure, No Diamonds, KNOW Pressure, Know Diamonds!
Griffin said that he was going to watch the game with his family and that he will never attend a Super Bowl if he needs a ticket to get in.
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Reminds me of an old line from WKRP when Arthur Carlson's mom Tells Johnny Fever "He'll run this station like he ran his ship. Aground."
"Captain, it's a viewpoint--not one of ours! We're under attack!"
"I see it, ensign! Engage amygdala! Transfer all power from frontal lobes!
Suspend critical thinking field! Go to course heading of reflexive response 101 at full bias!
Now!'Enter' at will!"
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so."
Hey Zoony, thanks for blowing my cover...you candy ass.
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Formerly known as Nunya Bidness per arrangement with ES staff
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