I earned my avatar. Be jealous because now I stand out from the rest of you.

[skinsfan_1215]

Breaking news!

OP is back and this time he is prepared!

ES News has obtained an exclusive image of the ever-mysterious Internet Warrior as he sets off on his quest to inform EVERYONE about the TRUTH of our message board!

[DCranon21]

Well at least he did come back for what it's worth.

[No_Pressure]

I'll go ahead and touch up your post so us normal people can read it without contemplating suicide.

It's hilarious that you guys actually think I wanted some sympathy. Are you serious with that? I'm also glad that so many of you are getting your kicks out of this post. smh...It really shows the level of excitement in your lives.

I guess I was supposed to come on, apologize and beg for a different avatar. This is a ******* message board for Pete's sake- one freakin' Skins board out of thousands. This one is no better than the next, believe that!

Football is a game played by men and discussions about it gets heated at times. So I offended some of you and ruffled your panties...so be it! Deal with it, ladies.

"Oh, I got banned from the message board! Oh my what ever will I do now?" ROTFL! 19 pages of replies to this? You wonder why I haven't been back to reply to you dumb asses? Well it's because I actually live a life outside of a damn message board. It wasn't that serious then and it's not that serious now.

You can all choke on a turd sandwich for all I care. Especially TK, Tarhog, and any other mod with a god-complex. Finally you have the power to do something to someone that 'hurts your wittle feelings'. Childhood on the playground for you guys was definitely a day full of ass-whoopings, I'm willing to bet!

Argue like a man, or if not, ban anyone that has a differing opinion than yours. I guess the things they say about you guys on all the other Skins boards are 100% spot on.

English is the language in which you were attempting to communicate. I do not know you or your education level but judging by your writing, sans the content (that's smart talk for "without the content") you are not well educated at all. Judging by your content you're not a very intelligent person either.

Here are some helpful tips which you could easily observe in the future:

1. ALL CAPITAL LETTERS ON A MESSAGE BOARD MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A MORON WHO NEEDS TO SHOUT HIS POINTS RATHER THAN EXPRESS THEM IN AN ORGANIZED MANNER.

2. Exclamation points or marks are used to indicate an inflection in the voice of the author which gives a specific emphasis or importance to whatever it is they are saying. Even though I'm sure you hear everything you're saying with emphasis in your own head, when intelligent people read what you're trying to express and every sentence ends with an exclamation point, you come off sounding like a frothing moron.

3. The "Enter" or "Return" key on your keyboard can be used to create short paragraphs. Aside from making even a poorly written statement readable- as opposed to walls of text, it allows a writer to organize their thoughts into concise statements and alert the reader when they're moving from one major point to the next.

4. The little squiggly line on your keyboard next to the "M" key is called a comma. It indicates a pause or separation of ideas within a sentence. They're almost like paragraphs, breaking up the points you're trying to make into something readable. It works much like the word "and" and in many cases, if you're only joining two ideas together it is unnecessary to use a comma and is advisable to use "and" instead. You do not want to say "and" multiple times in a sentence however because then you come off sounding like a three year old who is describing what he did today. Please learn commas, I feel sorry that your English teachers failed you so immensely.

5. Repeating the last letter of a word doesn't necessarily convey that you're saying the entire word in a sarcastic or derisive manner. For example, typing "Ohhhhhh" to represent the word "Oh" when it's very long and drawn out may instead convey a phonetic sound which emphasizes the wrong part of the word. You don't really pronounce or enunciate the H in "Oh" so if you want to convey a drawn out "Oh" in writing, please remember in the future to repeat the actual vowel sound which you're hanging on in speech. In this case it would result in "Ooooooooooh" or something like that. As an addendum I would like to point out that in an argument, using something like this makes you sound like an angry 8 year old.

6. Apostrophes are the squiggly lines which appear when you hit the key to the left of the return key. They represent a state, quality, etc. In most cases you can figure out the proper time to use an apostrophe by using the word which is represented by its presence. An example of this would be "Its" vs. "It's" where "It's" literally means "it is" or "it has", and "Its" means something possesses a trait or quality.

"It's annoying when idiots complain about moderators on a forum"

See, in this sentence "It's" actually would be written as "It is", which is a statement of fact.

"The bear opened its mouth and devoured the moron who was complaining on a message board for a football team"

In this sentence, the bear possesses a mouth. Saying that the bear opened it is mouth, or that the bear opened it has mouth wouldn't work, so we use the possessive case.

Just thought I'd clear that up for you, champ. Good luck in the future! (See, I used an exclamation point prudently in that instance.)

[mistertim]

The only way this thread could get better is if the OP somehow managed to insert "paloffs" into his rant.

[Major Harris]

disturbing pic]

tk is going to be very upset that you posted his picture here on es.

[DogofWar1]

FYI 913, I'm in law school, so this is the most fun I get to have all week.

Also, it's not a god-complex when you have the power they do.

Also my panties are frilly and scat is a legitimate fetish.

Finally, this board is not necessarily "better" than other boards, but I wouldn't trade it for another one, that's for sure. The combined expertise of guys like KDawg, darrelgreenie, DC9, LL56, and many more is probably greater than the vast and overwhelming majority of other sites out there.

[DCranon21]

@ No_Pressure. I think this thread should become a sticky. Best thread of the year by far.

[bcl05]

This thread just went from awesome to super-duper awesome.

[Mr. Sinister]

Y'all aren't taking him seriously. HE'S VERY SERIOUS!!!!! BELIEVE THAT!!!!!

[skinsfan913]

I'll go ahead and touch up your post so us normal people can read it without contemplating suicide.



English is the language in which you were attempting to communicate. I do not know you or your education level but judging by your writing, sans the content (that's smart talk for "without the content") you are not well educated at all. Judging by your content you're not a very intelligent person either.

Here are some helpful tips which you could easily observe in the future:

1. ALL CAPITAL LETTERS ON A MESSAGE BOARD MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A MORON WHO NEEDS TO SHOUT HIS POINTS RATHER THAN EXPRESS THEM IN AN ORGANIZED MANNER.

2. Exclamation points or marks are used to indicate an inflection in the voice of the author which gives a specific emphasis or importance to whatever it is they are saying. Even though I'm sure you hear everything you're saying with emphasis in your own head, when intelligent people read what you're trying to express and every sentence ends with an exclamation point, you come off sounding like a frothing moron.

3. The "Enter" or "Return" key on your keyboard can be used to create short paragraphs. Aside from making even a poorly written statement readable- as opposed to walls of text, it allows a writer to organize their thoughts into concise statements and alert the reader when they're moving from one major point to the next.

4. The little squiggly line on your keyboard next to the "M" key is called a comma. It indicates a pause or separation of ideas within a sentence. They're almost like paragraphs, breaking up the points you're trying to make into something readable. It works much like the word "and" and in many cases, if you're only joining two ideas together it is unnecessary to use a comma and is advisable to use "and" instead. You do not want to say "and" multiple times in a sentence however because then you come off sounding like a three year old who is describing what he did today. Please learn commas, I feel sorry that your English teachers failed you so immensely.

5. Repeating the last letter of a word doesn't necessarily convey that you're saying the entire word in a sarcastic or derisive manner. For example, typing "Ohhhhhh" to represent the word "Oh" when it's very long and drawn out may instead convey a phonetic sound which emphasizes the wrong part of the word. You don't really pronounce or enunciate the H in "Oh" so if you want to convey a drawn out "Oh" in writing, please remember in the future to repeat the actual vowel sound which you're hanging on in speech. In this case it would result in "Ooooooooooh" or something like that. As an addendum I would like to point out that in an argument, using something like this makes you sound like an angry 8 year old.

6. Apostrophes are the squiggly lines which appear when you hit the key to the left of the return key. They represent a state, quality, etc. In most cases you can figure out the proper time to use an apostrophe by using the word which is represented by its presence. An example of this would be "Its" vs. "It's" where "It's" literally means "it is" or "it has", and "Its" means something possesses a trait or quality.

"It's annoying when idiots complain about moderators on a forum"

See, in this sentence "It's" actually would be written as "It is", which is a statement of fact.

"The bear opened its mouth and devoured the moron who was complaining on a message board for a football team"

In this sentence, the bear possesses a mouth. Saying that the bear opened it is mouth, or that the bear opened it has mouth wouldn't work, so we use the possessive case.

Just thought I'd clear that up for you, champ. Good luck in the future! (See, I used an exclamation point prudently in that instance.)

Thanks for proving my point ROTFL!!! Who actually has time to write -ish like this. Thanks for the English lesson...Didnt really know the message board was a place for grammar and punctuation lol! I before e and all that jazz, right?! LOSER to the nth degree. How many times did you get your a-s-s handed to you for dumb ish just like this back in the day? Your post is on some ol fruit in your loins type deal sir! Now correct these nuts in yo mouth! The use of the word "yo" in this sense is urban for "your" in case you cant find that in your dictionary!!!

[skinsfan_1215]

The use of the word "yo" in this sense is urban for "your" in case you cant find that in your dictionary!!!

Don't you mean "in yo dictionary!!!?"

[HooHog]

skinsfan913, meet my friend Rule 11...

[Major Harris]

The use of the word "yo" in this sense is urban for "your" in case you cant find that in your dictionary!!!

[bcl05]

The first rule of thumb when you find yourself in a hole: stop digging.

So funny that he doesn't get that at all.

[DogofWar1]

The first rule of thumb when you find yourself in a hole: stop digging.

So funny that he doesn't get that at all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97zJxKEqAk