I was looking for somewhere to post this...
From Kayfabe News
Professional wrestler “Pope” D’Angelo Dinero spent this morning updating his resume in hopes of applying for the recently vacated job as leader of the Catholic church.
“I love wrestling, but I’ve always wanted to be the Bishop of Rome and figurehead of Catholics worldwide,” said Dinero, who recently stepped away from TNA Wrestling in order to pursue more pious ambitions.
Dinero announced his intention to “run for the papacy” after the surprise announcement that Pope Benedict would resign from his post due to worsening health.
A veteran of World Wrestling Entertainment and TNA Wrestling, Dinero has been performing on the indy circuit lately, while also pursuing his PhD in Divinity via correspondence from DeVry.
Dinero is confident he will be the first “Black Pope,” which is why he chose @DaBlackPope as his Twitter handle several years ago.
“Mark my words: the Vatican will be my new home soon,” he tweeted.
In response, Dinero’s close friend Brother Devon tweeted: “Testify”
Gone, but not forgotten... RIP RP
I should probably know this, but are the people in the OP actually the real frontrunners?
What would A World Without Lawyers be like?
This is why I love the tailgate. Threads like this makes the day go faster.
Question, where is the African Cardinal in the Mock? He didn't crack the top five?
"The Internet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea: massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it" - I wish I had said this.
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Cardinal Marc Ouellet seems to have the prototypical size. My only concern is will he be a good fit in the system or will the coaching staff have to make adjustments to fit his strengths?
E-Dog -- I'm a little disappointed that I logged into ES for the first time in 5 years solely for the purposes of bumping your old thread only to find that you've already created a new one. Crestfallen. Just absolutely crestfallen.
The Redskins: Straight outta the WOOM!
I wish Nike would release the pope's shoes. call 'em "Air Jesus." Dude walks around with a pair of ruby red slippers. SWAG SWAG SWAG.
Last edited by youngchew; February-11th-2013 at 07:51 PM.
Sandri kind of looks like the Colonel from Boogie Nights, but I hope that is as far as the similarities go
Personally I think it's long past due that Father Dowling gets the nod
No Pressure No Diamonds
Originally Posted by skinsfan913
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