Mock Pope Draft, Redux

[zoony]

We should be paying for such material. Outstanding, simply outstanding. I literally LOLd

[Dan T.]

E-Dog, any scouting reports for these additional candidates?

Cardinal Oscar Rodriguez Maradiaga, Honduras


Cardinal Christoph Schoenborn, Austria


Cardinal Francis Arinze, Nigeria

[E-Dog Night]

E-Dog -- I'm a little disappointed that I logged into ES for the first time in 5 years solely for the purposes of bumping your old thread only to find that you've already created a new one. Crestfallen. Just absolutely crestfallen.

Dude! Good to see you on here. I post fast. Try to be excited for the second installment. The sequel is rarely as good as the original, but I did my best.

E-Dog, any scouting reports for these additional candidates?

I will call my papal people and see what they know.

[youngchew]

isn't there some kinda push for a pope from south america or africa?

[JMS]

My vote for pope.. Tom Cruise.

Good looking, charismatic, and has experience.

~Bang

It's silly suggestions like this why Jews don't get to vote for Pope. Cruise is too young.

Bono for pope? Bookmakers offer odds on papal contenders

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/20...ontenders.html

[Dan T.]

Bump for the conclave.

[Switchgear]

[Dan T.]

^^^ It's the Sweet Sistine.