THE MYSTIQUE OF THE BLUE STAR!!!!!!!!!!!

[cowboys own the redskins]

HELLO ALL OF YOU REDSKINS FANS!!!!!!<br />ARE YOU READY TO LOSE YOUR 10TH AND 11TH<br />STRAIGHT??????<br />I HOPE YOU GOT PLENTY OF KLEENEX<br />FOR TURKEY DAY .....WHEN THE REDSKINS GET<br />GET STUFFED!!!!!!<br />COWBOYS OWN THE REDSKINS!!!!!!<br />49 WINS 31 LOSSES 2 TIES

[Om]

Behold the terrible, swift sword of <a href="http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame69.html" target="_blank">The Swarm.</a>

[CounterTre]

<img src="http://www.roughriderz.com/Riderz/Hempy/recruits.jpg" alt="" /> <br /><br /> <img src="http://www.roughriderz.com/Riderz/Hempy/Jonesdrool.jpg" alt="" />

[OrangeSkin]

This fellow is quite obviously <a href="http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame46.html" target="_blank">Loopy</a>

[Art]

I'll try to write this so you can understand it COOTR. Funny you selected that name for yourself there. I think we've got a Skeeter round these parts you may enjoy. <br /><br />But, to my response....<br /><br />WELCOME YOU SINGLE COWBOY FAN!!!!!!<br />I HOPE YOU ARE PREPEARED FOR ANOTHER 5-11 SEASON.<br />BUT, DON'T WORRY, MY MOMMY TELLS ME WINNING ISN'T EVERTHING. <br />IT'S THE ONLY THING DALLAS DOESN'T DO WELL SHE SAYS.<br />LAST PLACE ISN'T SO BAD THOUGH. AT LEAST IT'S SUNNY EH?<br />10-22 THE LAST TWO YEARS. BOY. I'D HATE TO BE YOU.

[Uptown Skins]

Dallas Cowboy's training facility........<br /><br /> <img src="http://www.archives.nysed.gov/virtual/exhibit/gov-prison.jpg" alt="" />

[Om]

Blue Star Ointment serves many purposes in the Dallas training room.<br /><br />*<br /><br />Of course, gentlemen, it could just be that somebody has a hankering to be a fat black sumo wrestler for a while ... has anyone seen Mick or bulldog in the same room with this guy? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" />

[Qcard]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Art:<br /><strong>I'll try to write this so you can understand it COOTR. Funny you selected that name for yourself there. I think we've got a Skeeter round these parts you may enjoy. <br /><br />But, to my response....<br /><br />WELCOME YOU SINGLE COWBOY FAN!!!!!!<br />I HOPE YOU ARE PREPEARED FOR ANOTHER 5-11 SEASON.<br />BUT, DON'T WORRY, MY MOMMY TELLS ME WINNING ISN'T EVERTHING. <br />IT'S THE ONLY THING DALLAS DOESN'T DO WELL SHE SAYS.<br />LAST PLACE ISN'T SO BAD THOUGH. AT LEAST IT'S SUNNY EH?<br />10-22 THE LAST TWO YEARS. BOY. I'D HATE TO BE YOU.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Your like a junky on crack. You awake from your slumber when a Cowboy fan appears. You must get woody every time a Cowboy fan talks trash.<br /> 10-22 . IS THAT ALL YOU GOT. ONE TRICK PONY. HOW ABOUT JUMPING JUMPING OVER THE FENCE INSTEAD OF REPEATEDLY GOING AROUND IT.<br />p.s. tired of the 0-9 saga. How about your unrealistic fans touting Sage and Weuferball like thewy are next coming of theismann is that his name hehe. 1 TRICK PONY 10-22. TRY SOMETHING ESLE<br />ARTTY "THE MODERATOR"

[Om]

<img border="0" alt="[doh]" title="" src="graemlins/doh.gif" /> times two.

[TheKurp]

Steve Spurrier says things won't be as bad for the Cowboys this year. Instead of being in 5th place in the division they'll only be in fourth place from now on.

[Park City Skins]

+ <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" /> I'll let somebody else handle the unrealistic Q.B. expectations. Prefer not to be around when that glass house comes down.... again.<br /><br /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" />

[Skins24]

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">IS THAT ALL YOU GOT. ONE TRICK PONY. HOW ABOUT JUMPING JUMPING OVER THE FENCE INSTEAD OF REPEATEDLY GOING AROUND IT.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">jumping jumping over the fence? <img border="0" alt="[question]" title="" src="graemlins/question.gif" /> <br />I'm trying to figure that one out but....I can't seem to quite get it.

[Art]

QCard,<br /><br />The beauty if your tirade is you don't even understand that I've only been a one-trick pony with you and other Dallas fans because, I haven't required a second counter to beat ya.<br /><br />When you give me something to worry about, I'll be sure to expand the debate to areas that will further confound and confuse you, making you focus on what I say at the expense of all else. You see, here you have guys making the cliche, "Dallas Crimeboys" jokes, which, normally rock a "Crackboy" fan into some outraged defense. <br /><br />But, I've got you so preoccupied with a simple 10-22, you're unable to see just how many tricks there are. As for Sage or Wuerffel, I'm on the record as fretting over the possibility of either running the show. I'm hopeful, sure, but, as you've even figured out, a fan is a hopeful sort.<br /><br />It's far more interesting in Dallas where Jones continues to bring in players to unseat his failed draft pick in Quincy Carter. How long until he's benched and ultimately cut do you think? Too bad he took a paycheck though, else he could go back to Georgia to try out for defensive back or something instead of playing behind someone at QB.<br /><br />See, Q, that's a whole 'nother pony.

[Om]

Don't sweat it, rskin24. <br /><br />Remember Martin Short's greasy lawyer character on the old SNL? "It's him, right?"<br /><br />It is.

[MarkPSkins]

yanno what even more funny out the trick pony 10-22? If you throw out the Redskins games due to whatever X-files factor is involved there, the Cowboys record against the rest of the NFL over the last two years is 6-22. And that includes thier four Arizona Cardinals Games. A last place schedule in 2001. Hmmmm...seems like a pretty good trick pony to me.