What did Helen Keller scream as she fell off a mountain?
nothing, she was wearing mittens.
What did Helen Keller scream as she fell off a mountain?
nothing, she was wearing mittens.
Last edited by The Brave Little Toaster Oven; March-10th-2010 at 12:43 PM.
Are we telling Helen Keller jokes now? How did Helen Keller burn her ear? Answering the iron.
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Last edited by China; March-10th-2010 at 03:06 PM.
Some random weirdness:
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Sweet dreams!
Last edited by China; March-11th-2010 at 04:02 PM.
Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
so she could moan with the other
Whats Helen Kellers favorite mouth wash?
Pert Plus
New music video from Incredibad.
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"[RG3] is the best throwing athlete I've seen come out in a while. Far better than Michael Vick, in my opinion. Far better than Cam Newton."
~ Brian Billick
Ex post facto laws and collusion: banned in the US, but legal in the Democratic People’s Republic of Goodell.
"When you don't have the talent, you have to win with the pen and the pencil, and they are not doing it." -- SmootAnd since the bye, it seems like they are doing better with the pencil...
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Birds are flying out of water
Underneath the sky
I run up to the rainbow girl
just to pass her by
I'll never have a change of heart
My swan will never sing
I have no heart the swan is gone
And now I wear the wings
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