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  1. March-10th-2010 11:22 AM #11731
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    What did Helen Keller scream as she fell off a mountain?

    nothing, she was wearing mittens.
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  2. March-10th-2010 03:06 PM #11732
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    Are we telling Helen Keller jokes now? How did Helen Keller burn her ear? Answering the iron.













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  4. March-11th-2010 04:01 PM #11734
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    Some random weirdness:

    [YOUTUBE]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-0Xa4bHcJu8&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&hl=en_U S&feature=player_embedded&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-0Xa4bHcJu8&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b&hl=en_U S&feature=player_embedded&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/YOUTUBE]

    Sweet dreams!
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  5. March-11th-2010 04:13 PM #11735
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    Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

    so she could moan with the other
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  6. March-11th-2010 04:24 PM #11736
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    Quote Originally Posted by zoony View Post
    Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

    so she could moan with the other
    So she could scream with the other!
    Too bad there isn't a penalty for excessive underachievement. The Cowboys would be flagged. (Clayton)
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  7. March-11th-2010 05:03 PM #11737
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    Quote Originally Posted by frostyj View Post
    So she could scream with the other!
    and I didn't even see that coming.........

    and at the same time......................
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    Whats Helen Kellers favorite mouth wash?

    Pert Plus
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    Quote Originally Posted by zoony View Post
    Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

    so she could moan with the other


    I PM'd that joke to BLTO because I wasn't sure if it was worthy of me getting a vacation or not.
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    New music video from Incredibad.

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    "[RG3] is the best throwing athlete I've seen come out in a while. Far better than Michael Vick, in my opinion. Far better than Cam Newton."

    ~ Brian Billick

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    Quote Originally Posted by #98QBKiller View Post


    I PM'd that joke to BLTO because I wasn't sure if it was worthy of me getting a vacation or not.
    It makes me laugh every time...I can just hear the 'blauggggggurgggh!!!!! oooohblahgggggurrrrggggg'
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    Slap of the Day
    Too bad there isn't a penalty for excessive underachievement. The Cowboys would be flagged. (Clayton)
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  14. March-15th-2010 09:43 AM #11744
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    Ex post facto laws and collusion: banned in the US, but legal in the Democratic People’s Republic of Goodell.

    "When you don't have the talent, you have to win with the pen and the pencil, and they are not doing it." -- Smoot
    And since the bye, it seems like they are doing better with the pencil...
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