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    Default First Cousins Marry in Free State

    I have a THIRD cousin I wouldn't mind to....But FIRST?!

    http://www.wtop.com/index.php?nid=25&sid=458916

    ALTOONA, Pa. - First cousins who were denied a marriage license in Blair County, Pennsylvania, earlier this month have been married in Maryland.
    Tonight Show host Jay Leno and conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh both commented about the story after Blair County Judge Jolene Kopriva refused to marry 46-year-old Eleanor Amrhein and 39-year-old Donald Andrews of Logan Township.

    The couple's mothers are sisters.

    They hoped the judge would grant an exception to the Pennsylvania law, which was meant to prevent birth defects and other problems caused by intermarriage.

    The couple told the judge they didn't plan to have children, but the judge refused to make an exception.

    So on Monday, the couple traveled to Maryland where first cousins are allowed to marry.

    Amrhein says some people have told her she should be ashamed of marrying her cousin, but she says she's not embarrassed, just in love.
    What's the difference between God and pilots?
    God doesn't think he's a pilot.


    Taxiing down the tarmac, a DC-10 abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What, exactly, was the problem?” “The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,” explained the flight attendant. “It took us a while to find a new pilot.”

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    i feel wierd thinking the niece of my aunt-in-law is hot, i couldn't imagine my cousin........

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    Originally posted by manichispanic
    i feel wierd thinking the niece of my aunt-in-law is hot, i couldn't imagine my cousin........
    Couldn't the niece of your Aunt-in-law be your wife? Or your sister-in-law?

    My first sister-in-law was hot as hell and she knew it. My exwife slapped the snit out of me for turning my head to follow her sister as she walked across the edge of the pool in a bathing suit that left very, very little to the imagination. I deserved it but it was worth it!!!!!!
    What's the difference between God and pilots?
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    Taxiing down the tarmac, a DC-10 abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What, exactly, was the problem?” “The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,” explained the flight attendant. “It took us a while to find a new pilot.”

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    I dunno, the Aunt i'm talking about is my father's, brother's wife. The chick im talking about is my aunt's brother's daughter. So at would make her my........nth cousin in law?


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    MY first cousins??

    NO WAY!!



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    Originally posted by manichispanic
    I dunno, the Aunt i'm talking about is my father's, brother's wife. The chick im talking about is my aunt's brother's daughter. So at would make her my........nth cousin in law?


    That would make her....available to you!!!!! Nothing tawdry about that. As long as the blood lines don't cross, it's all fine. Go ahead and give her what fer!!!



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    Taxiing down the tarmac, a DC-10 abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What, exactly, was the problem?” “The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,” explained the flight attendant. “It took us a while to find a new pilot.”

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    First cousins? Thats a little too close to home haha. When you get off into the netherregions of your family tree then maybe. But even then its a big maybe. And she better be DAMN FINE!!

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    lol...they're in love.
    Jim Haslett is a horrible coach.

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    We have a sick society it seems that anything goes in our country.

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    Hey - I'm real conservative, and this is not a "progressive" social thought, or "sick" like some people might think.

    I don't have any first cousins that I would be interested in, but its not a problem genetically.

    http://www.straightdope.com/columns/041001.html

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    Originally posted by Jay Master Jay
    We have a sick society it seems that anything goes in our country.
    Yeah cause I'm sure that doesn't happen in other countries right? But that is disgusting. Sure we all have cousins that are hot but you gotta draw the line.

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    Originally posted by flyingtiger1013
    So on Monday, the couple traveled to Maryland where first cousins are allowed to marry.

    Future Raven fans.

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    Originally posted by Mooney



    Future Raven fans.
    That rules

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    Originally posted by Doggmatic
    its not a problem genetically.

    http://www.straightdope.com/columns/041001.html

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